What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 15:28

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
Goldfinger
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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